i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
My penis needs a shock collar
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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