I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Randomize
