What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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