i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
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gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
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the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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