Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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