i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
foreskin is a definite game changer
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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