There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
do herpes really smell.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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