sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
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i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
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