We won't sleep together?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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