playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
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I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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