Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
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Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
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she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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