How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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