:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
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I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
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he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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