why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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