Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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