You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
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