I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
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My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
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So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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