IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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