Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
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VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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