And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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