Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
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just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
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Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
If I had your ass I would rule the world
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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