who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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