what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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