last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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