Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
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thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
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Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
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