is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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