woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize