After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
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i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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