Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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