I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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