last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
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Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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