i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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