There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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