I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
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I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
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We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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