It's just like the Real World with babies
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
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What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
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90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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