Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
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