Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
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The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
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Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
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Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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