Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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he fucked my hip out of place.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
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Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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