and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
