we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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