stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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