There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
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I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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