I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
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u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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