Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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