you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
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Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
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Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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