Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
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I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
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I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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