How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
