I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
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Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
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Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.