I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
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i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
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So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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