dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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