Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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