I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
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Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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