Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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