i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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