She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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