She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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