i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
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just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
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So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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